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Post by sue sylvester. on Dec 20, 2009 22:47:52 GMT -5
Dear Journal-
Today was absolutely stupendous. I woke up at six am and went for a run. I listened to my favorite playlist on my new iphone/ipod. (It’s 3G.) I yelled at some old man who didn’t have his dog on a leash. (I mean, where did he think he was? Kansas?) I went to Starbucks and got a unsweetened cinnamon light soy latte. (It’s like Christmas in a cup.) Oh, and then I went to McKinley and blackmailed Figgins into giving me my job back. (Highlight of my day.)
Now I know you want to hear how I did this. To bad! I want a lot of things and I get them, but other people (you) don’t.
So now I am back at McKinley. I am going to make Will’s life a living Hell...I can’t wait until he finds out I am back. I was in such a good mood that I even bought a new track suite to celebrate. It’s black...the color of death. I am going to put Glee Club to death. I will sacrifice them to the ‘cheer gods’ and I will make them die slowly, burn slowly, suffer slowly. Hypothetical of course. I haven’t figured out how to murder someone and not have jail time...
Like I said, stupendous day.
Sincerely, Sue.
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